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Saturday, March 14th, 2009
8:26 pm
I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
9:06 am
broooooooooooooooooo
what the hell is on joeys head????????????????????????????????????????????


hahahahahahahaha chad kroger is a true american hero he is a genuis
Monday, January 8th, 2007
4:36 pm
BRO YOU FAGGOTS BETTER WATCH AS THE SCHOOL I GOT ACCEPTED TO UF. BUT WENT TO PBCC INSTEAD BECAUSE THE KAPPAS ARE COOLER AT PBCC

UF WILL STOMPER THE COMPETITIONS AS FUCKING USUAL

OHIO STATE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO BUTTRAPE LIKE THE FAGGOTS THEY ARE LIKE THE LIBERAL MEDIA
Monday, October 2nd, 2006
9:03 am
bro seriously i just fell liek the following is need be said


bitches
brew
brooooooooo
fingerign
christ


bbbbfjc broooooo! the pillors of lief

i aint no jewstein or wongchinaman brooooooo hahahahaha they dont beleive in the pillors they beleieve in kiling amercans!!!!

fuck the camel parking lot and hail w. and charlie christ! seriously bro i fell as if christ has come back himself and run for governer of pbcc and florida brooooooooohahaha st pete crewwwwww you cant fuck with us hahahahahahahahha well get in crazy fights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

hahahahhahaha








bro
bor
orb
rob
rbo
obr

Current Mood: fingering
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
4:22 pm
jesus is bro christ
Monday, December 19th, 2005
1:25 pm
scot stap is a true amrican HERO !!! !! bro
BRO wwe for t6he tropps tonite in afganistan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 makes nme want to enlist and kill sand immigrants so i can see america stomp the competiution as fucking usual ALPPHA TAU OMEGA PBCC DRINK BUD SMOKE IT TOO BRO HAHAHAHAHHA!

scot stapp is a genious bro his inspirational music makes me love america and the bgig guy (jesus) as well as brew bro! hahahaha! chaD! i think im gonna go see alter brigde in st pete (aka HARDEST town ever motherfukcers!!! GHAHAHAHA)

ANYWAY BRO im so glad this semesters over i did really well i wisghed the hutrricanes would of canceled it so i could of drank more brew but whatever i still passed with flying colors (not rainbows faggots hahahahahahaha!!!)

remedial raeding F
weights C-
business math D+

whatecver i would of got a better grade in weights but coach mcgillicutty was just jealous because I CAN SQUAT MORE THAN HE CAN!!! HAHAHAHA! i do squats in th ebathroom every morning before i gel my hair it makes me fell SO ALIVE

well whatever fuckers im out im gonna go pound out some brews with tucker and fuzzy and probebably play some madden

Current Mood: AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, March 11th, 2005
1:37 pm
AMERICA WINS!!!
ok seirousely whats with all these fucking faggots seriously all i want to do is watch the ahslee smipsno show and theres all these fucking queer eye faggots and shit i got 3 words for you TRUCKER CAPS!!!!hahahahahaha seriously

i fell liek americas on the winning team lately ive been cruising around in my new mazda miada IMPORT TODAY BITCHES makes me fell so amnerican and not french faggot BOYCOTT FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i also found some gfaggots in th ebreezeway selling fuck bush bracelets so i mooned them hahahhaha!!! and then i boguht like 20 livestrong braceletsmy dad OWNS A DEALERSHIP!!! you cant fuck with me!!!!!!

k faggots im gonna go smoke some bud and drink ok

chad seriously
chadchdchadchad
seriously its me chad,

chad

Current Mood: LIVESTRONG!
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
11:21 pm
teh last kegstand
seriously i dmnt know how to deal with all this sadness its liek everythings falling apart 1 bush might lose the election but hell stiull my american president hahahahahahahhah!!!! 12 i called my math teacher a faggot today dr hoffman more liek fagtor hoffman 123 that fucking faggot at the barber shop fucked UP my fade today i look like a homeless gushipe

but in all seriously bro hoop is in the hospital he drank too muche at the chi sig's keg party and tried to drive while fignering and you know what that spells m.e.s.s.ed.u.p.car. bro i hope its not the last kegstand hahahahahhahah

i saw dashboard confesional at fau aka fgayu hahahahahhahaha cuz those faggots charaged me 14 dollars for the ticket when if you go to fau it is 7 and i was liek brooooo dont you know fau and pbcc are something called intetwined!!!hahahahhahahahah i told that faggot its okay because i told him hes gonna be groceries when i have my business degree fuckers!@!!!!!

ive really been thinking about dropping out of school i cant wake up for class anymore its like i always say "how am i supposed to get up for class after a night of kegstanding and anal penetrationhahahahahahaha!""" except for this one chick in my marketing class whose all big titties and shit but i couldnt fit my dick in her ass so i just fucked her from behind and thought about fucking her in the ass then i pulled out and came in her asshole hahahahahahhahhaha she was all like liking that shit

i love fucking bitches with huuuuuuuge knockers that is what america is all about: big knockers fast imports foam parties football and american values



chad seriously chad
chad vote bush. chad
CHAD!hahahahahha

Current Mood: recumbent
Friday, August 27th, 2004
11:09 pm
bro seroiusly mine compff
bro seriously if anynoe whats to fight me ill be at the fau republicans table in the breezeway (beeverway cuz theirs so much fucking bevers hahahahhhahahaa) fucking next week seriously if anyone wants to start shit come out and get in a crazy fight and get the shit out of you by signmas and omegas bro seriously

bro well get in a crazy fight ill outkegtosss you any of you hippys or foreigners who dont know want american and the christ man are all about

the foam party was fucking tittastic so many fucking wet tits in foam ass shrits. there was some alpha bitch got passed out and i felt up her soapy cunt in the foam hahahahahahahahhahahaha



seriously bro im just the chad man i do the sickest kegstands (livejuornal name duh hahahahahahahahah) a nd rock the tits with the HUGEST fucking knockers


ok bro....seriously..........if you all don't know what being a omega is all about..and you want to ban me and shit, ill just leave you with this...

yOU START WITH LIVEJOURNALS AND THEN YOU END UP IN CONCENTRATIoN CAMPS HAHAHAHAHAHaha BROOOOO
alright??W?E? GET THE PICTURE???? TAKE IT EAZY ABD DRINK SOME BREW BROOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DONT WANT ANY LIVE JOURNAL NaZI COMMIES RUNNING THIS SHIT ARIGHT BRO ARIGHT.

CHADSIGNING OUT.
IM ABOut to GO BACK TO THIS FOAM SHIT AND CONTINUE BEING A LEGEND IN FINGERING.

SERIOUISLY.
ITS CHAD.

Current Mood: HAHAHAHAHAH
Tuesday, April 13th, 2004
11:42 am
DUDE I WENT TO THE HOOBASTANK CONCERT BROOOOO!!!!!


and as usualy me (chad "the" fingering king dominated the keg and the pit!!!!!!!!11 but there was like this dirty mexican guy there and he was all like peace man so i told him to go eat a burrito my bros had my back it was sweeet hahahahahahhahahaa
anyway i finally got my hair cut it was almost half and inch long i looked like i just woke out of bed hahahaha i was a scrub for a day hahahahah!! anyway tell me what you think of the new doo


oh and one more thing i learned this in business math

me > you


hahahahahahahhahahahhahahaahaahlater FUCKFAGS!!!!!

Current Mood: gloomy
Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
10:58 pm
CHEKC OUT THE TATTO BROS!!!!!!!!!
So BROSs let me tell yuo about this week it was insaine. I got really fucking fucking drunk and me and hoop were all puking and he got some of his puke on my shoes and MY FUCKING NEW VAN DUCTH HAT I was so mad and I punchde that fucker hoop and he was like BROOOO!!! I'm so glad that my main bro JESUS was on my side.

SERIOUSLY so then tucker and fuzzy came withs some bitches and I was totaaly about to finger one she was a slut when hoop desides he wants to get a tatto.

HERE IT IS BROS!


It looks like the giz i spurted across that bitches face last night I didnt even take off my pants. the ziper almost caught on my penis so i was all like WATCH IT HO IF YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT! haahahahahahahahahh!!!!1

tonight: we're gonna go try to find some sand immigrants to shot paintballs at. DUDE?!

-chad



seriously.
Friday, February 27th, 2004
10:45 pm
My first beejer hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Today: So i was driving to Swifty\s in my dads Stang, and i saw this asand immigrant, and i said HE|Y FAG~!!!!! STOP BOMBING OUR TROOPsBROO!!!
It made me feel so patriotic to be American. I'm really proud of what were doing over in that camel parking lot IRAC.


IT reminded me of this one time when i got my first blow job back in sho[p class in highschool. It was \by this bitch, Abby STeinberg. What a slutty jewish girl, she sucked my sweet american bone between my welding assignment. I remember her star of daniel bouncing on my nuts. I came on hjer face and felt good to be American, and not jewish sucking other guys cocks.

I just got from seeing that Jesus Flick Passion of Christ. DUde. I love being christian and hate jewish people cuz they killed jesus. I'm sure mel ghibson wanted me to feel that wayh.


I lov ejesus and america.

HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH O RING FOUND THIS SHIT HAHAHAHA

CHAD
hahahahah ITS HACHAD!!!!!! haha. seriously. bro.


dud.e

Current Mood: I gotta rape quick.
Saturday, February 14th, 2004
4:33 pm
Man,
I found out this girl i've been banging just got pregnant from like a week ago. Dude i cant bleive this it was just me and the bros training the shit out of her and she was like liking that shit and stuff and like next week she's all calling me about missing her period and shit. I don't know what to do my parents can't know about this and i for suere as fucking hell don't have any money bro. fuck. fuck i fucking made a whole in my bedroom wall and my dads all like you better get the money to fix that and im liek NOD AD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND STOP MAKEING ME GO TO COLLEGE WHEN ALLI WANNA DO IS PLAY FOOTBALL AND DRINK EIWTH MY BROSSSSSS DUDE!?

. I'm going to hit the keg later on tonight with fucking hoop and preston and shit and START fights with a bunch of faggots.


















PS. JUST KIDDDING YOU FUCKS I DIDNT PUT MY DIUCK ANY WHERE NEAR THAT BITCH AHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha, I JUST MADE HER SUCK MY DICK AHAHAHAHAHhHAHAHAH.



cHAD.hahahahahahahaha

Current Mood: Yeah hahahahahaha,
Thursday, February 12th, 2004
12:34 am
ENTRY FUCKERSSSS!!!
so today mne and clark adn scoop were driving down the street and there was ppl walking by and i yelled FAAAAAAAGGGGGSS!!!!!!! out the window at them.


it was sweeyt

Current Mood: bro
Sunday, January 25th, 2004
11:23 pm
that fau community i was in sucks deez nutz. they banned me and wont let me post shit like when im drunk as fuck hahahahaa. so drunk. screw that. i got my omega bros to back me up. OMEGA! BROS!

word to HOOP. you know how to thorw a paaartyyy bro. ultimate party action at the cabin. i fingered a few chicks. dont tell, but me and that fucker o-ring did a major houdini on a delta pi with huuuuuge knockers! she didnt even know what happened. man i came all OVER that bitch's face hahahahahahahahahaaa!!

anyway this is the survey i did on fau.

[Name] Chad!

[Age] 19

[Location] St. Pete/ Boca Raton

[Year] Freshman

[Major/minor] Majoring in Business and minoring in Communications

Name a few of your favorite...

[Bands] Linkin' Park and DMB. Sigma's own the pit!

[Movies]Top Gun, Old School, and Wildthings Denise Richards's TITS!

[Books] The Bible, Twat magizine, Import Racer magazine, Revolver

[Interests] America, God,jesus, hot bitches,fingering bitches, sex, my white mustange, my bro Hoop, hemi, beers, bros, beer pong, keg parties, Gamma Sigma Tau, Tau Kappa chicks they're fucking hot, motoring, george w. bush, American Eagle!

What do you like best about FAU? The chicks are hotter here than in pbcc, and the sip ep's can party hard! Least? I hate those fucking ugly chicks that try to hit on me, cause I've got a hot body.

i really think im following in the footsteps of my lord and savior, the christ man! what do you think?/

Current Mood: hungover1!
Thursday, January 22nd, 2004
6:35 pm
new pics fuckers
Here are some pics form the omega formal last semester, thanks for the scans hoop, you rule!!!




This is patrick, dirk, geevez and some Pi kappa dude tryin their best at the tap, But they falied cause theyre not me!!! hahahahahahahhaha at preston's house with me takin the picture ASSFUCKS aAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH we rule



This is us later with some sigma delt and tri delt girls at the formal. Im in the back to the right. i fingered the girl beside me later that night in the starage closet hahahaah i always dominate sig delts hahahahahahahhah ohhh mna im so funny whne i make jokes hahahahahahahah bros

good evening cunt rags HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
--Chad

Current Mood: rushed
10:26 am
you know what i like best in the world drunk white bitches. and jesus he is my sheppard u no somtimes i reflect on myself and the things i of done and i relize that i am a pimp

i got a rockin new von dutch trucker hat this weekend i heard this band called the used i really like them there really tough and hardcore but there really cool bacsause no one is ever heard of them like i must be 1 of like 4 people in florida who has ever heard them

i think i might have some homeowkr for my intro to business class but the professor is an ass hole so im not going to do it maybe ill call hoop and well knock back a few cold ones

Current Mood: pensive
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
1:56 pm
so anyway today i wason liine at HOOP's place and i found this sweet picture that reminded my of my lord jesus christ i think i want to get it tattooed on my arm you know what i think is really hot?girls with butterfly tattoos on there lower back or hearts nextt do theyre hipbbone anyway here is the picture i think i want to start making my own inspirational art







-keep christ first,
chad hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Current Mood: artistic
Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
12:03 am
Bro. and American values.
Hahahahahahaha i was really thinking about the future and cars and shit. I really want to customize motorbikes when i grow up grease and shop work. My dad really wants me to handle the business once i get out of school, but i always like, dad, seriously. The only man that would control my future is jesus christ, and you are definately not jesus christm, dad. The pressure from him is almost making me cry but thats for faggots.
sweet.

After arguing i was so fed up with my dumb dad that i had to call up my omega bros and see whats up with the double kegger tonite. Seriously if there any tekes there, i will be so fucking ready to brew drink them out. hahahahahahaha,...hahahaha. Even tho i love those kids, (not in queer community shower way) those sissies couldn't out kegstand the kegstand king, chad. (livejournal name, duh).

Anyways, there's so many cool things in life. And i know most of them, espeically if were talking about bitches, hahahahahahahahaha. But if there is one thing i don't know , its i know that i don't know, and that mystery is the one that keeps me up in the morning ready to do my squats before i shower and gel my
hair. But that mystery of Chad is something only a few cool girls will get to know, but when will it happen? Whatever they know i am the fingering king.

Just getting this livejournal is pretty cool cuz i get to know new chicks and awesome bros to get wasted and smoke bud with. Bros!

yeah
But what i know is that these things rule:

my main jesus.

car

My boys tucker, fuzzy, o ring, and preston doing a sick keg stand before we all trained this bitch from tamucua hahahahahahahahahahaha. she was all prude at first but then she changed her mind. Five times.

Keep christ first,
love chad.

Current Mood: retrospuchtive
Saturday, January 17th, 2004
12:15 am
dude bro
seriously to day I ate some doughnuts. They tasted so good cause i had just smoked some killer bud bros. Then i dominated in a game of foozball with the Tekes. They sure do know how to party, but they cant own a pit at a korn show like us Omegas bro. OHHH man bro i just realized i totally love bitches and and my boy HOOP. He told me about these new kinds of motorccycles which I will probably own one day cause im gonna be richer then Bill fuckin Gates hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cool.

Current Mood: creative
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